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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:29

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Do married men know when their wives are having affairs?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Where are the gay people in India?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

Is it better for 2nd generation Western Muslims to marry someone from their parents' country or a western Muslim who was born and raised in the West?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??