What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 06:26
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Next, they tried...
iFixit says the Switch 2 is even harder to repair than the original - The Verge
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Scientists uncover key role of thyroid hormones in fear memory formation - PsyPost
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Treasuries Rally on Fed Cut Hopes, Stocks Hit Peak: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Why do men like women gold diggers?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why Mets are positioned to fare better than Yankees in latest Dodgers series - New York Post
No go.
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Knicks' Decision to Fire Tom Thibodeau Was Brewing For 'Months' - Sports Illustrated